The toilet in our master ensuite is broken.
First it stopped up. So Luc unstopped it. Then it stopped up again and no amount of plunging, snaking or cursing could make it flow.
This meant one of two things had to happen:
- We needed to replace the toilet OR
- We needed to completely gut and renovate our bathroom.
Guess which one we chose.
After 15 years in the same house, we’ve tackled our fair share of upgrades. We’ve replaced everything that needed replacing (windows, doors, furnace, A/C, hot water tank, roof), painted every room in the house (some more than once), switched out carpet for hardwood, refinished the finished basement and fully landscaped the front and back yards.
But somehow, except for some minor decorative updates, we’ve managed to put off overhauling the bathrooms. Yes, they’re all original to our circa 1986 Minto home, but up until the toilet fiasco, they functioned just fine, and the ivory toilets, tubs and sinks weren’t nearly as aesthetically offensive as, say, the pink ones of some of our neighbours.
But it’s been a few months of waffling. And a few months of sharing the kids’ bathroom (just for the record, ew). And we’ve finally decided it just doesn’t make sense to put a nice, new toilet into a sad, old bathroom. So a reno it is.
Of course, it’s not as simple as that. First we need a plan. And my idea of planning is WAAAY different from Luc’s.
Here are my steps to planning a bathroom renovation:
- Spend fourteen and a half years poring over decorating magazines and dreaming about your perfect ensuite.
- Tear inspiration pages from said magazines and keep them in a file so that when the time comes to renovate, any vision you have is hopelessly outdated.
- Spend fourteen and a half straight hours poring over Pinterest desperately looking for inspiration.
- Ask your husband which of the 87 pinned photos of remarkably similar bathrooms he likes the best.
- Walk away in a huff when said husband says he really doesn’t care as long as the toilet flushes.
- Hire a designer to bounce ideas off of.
- Create a detailed budget outlining every item from drywall to tiles to toothbrush holders.
- Blow said budget on the custom glass shower enclosure you can’t live without.
- Put off the reno until after Christmas.
- Briefly rethink the custom glass shower enclosure once the Christmas credit card bill arrives.
- Decide that not only can you not live without the custom glass shower enclosure but that you will also require a custom vanity to really make the room work, Christmas credit card bill be damned.
And here we are. We know exactly what we (and when I say “we” I mean “I”) want. Plus, we know exactly what we (and when I say “we” I mean “Luc”) are willing to pay to get it.
Demo should start in the next couple of weeks. And if all goes according to plan we’re going to end up with the bathroom of our dreams.
And oh yeah…a toilet that flushes!
Check out Luc’s thoughts on planning a bathroom reno.